- Hockey is not soccer.
- But it’s almost soccer.
- The goalies look like transformers.
- Girls are loud.
- Girls yell a lot.
- Sometimes to songs.
- Usually off key.
- Soccer is not the only sport in which hair gets braided before the game.
- It’s very difficult to braid my hair.
- But not impossible.
- JUNK FOOD.
- If you BYO carrots to McDonalds, you get funny looks.
- Shin guards are there for a reason.
- Moth guards are there so you look tough.
- The end.