Weren’t expecting this, huh? I’m hiking in the Otways, right?
Right. But I can also hack the matrix. So here’s a post.
It’s currently day 10 of NaNoWriMo. Ooooooooh we’re one third of the way there, oooooOOOOOOOHHH livin’ on a prayer…
Anyway, I though I’d share some sentences from my nano novel that make little to no sense out of context. I challenge you to pick one and build a scene around it (use it as a prompt for your next post is basically what I mean. If you write a next post… or has this turned into a one man show…).
I got lack-lustre caterpillars at best.
Charlie was sitting on her porch chowing down on some unfortunate cereal.
They spoke only in exclamation marks.
He’d begun to chuck fine liners at us.
You will become one, young grasshopper, but for now, have a pencil.
Less illegal, more hilarious.
Dinosaurs don’t say oh come on man.
They want you to make a television series about evil cartoon ducks, so I believe it was a success.
I don’t know a soccer ball from a watermelon.
But I cared about this, much in the same way I didn’t care about French verbs.
I started on a new tiny Eiffel tower.
That made worlds of sense. So many sense it made dollars.
Anyway, that’s your challenge. Pick a sentence, turn it into a literary masterpiece. No pressure.
Anyway, see you tomorrow afternoon. Please have prepared;
- Hot shower
- Gummy bears